{"product_id":"absolutely-not-dad-hat","title":"Absolutely not | Vintage Washed Dad Hat","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMood:\u003c\/b\u003e The polite refusal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eJoy Of Missing Out distilled into two words.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e For the days when your social battery is at 1%. The \"absolutely not.\" dad hat is the physical embodiment of leaving someone on read. Embroidered in a clean, minimalist font on a faded vintage canvas, it’s your quiet shield against small talk, forced networking, and weekend plans you never wanted to make. Pair it with noise-canceling headphones to achieve total visual silence. Irony meets boundaries. No explanations needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Italian Design | Shipped from Italy 🇮🇹\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Premium Cotton | Unique vintage wash treatment (Black \u0026amp; Blue)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDetail:\u003c\/b\u003e High-density minimal embroidery – built to last, not to show off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClosure:\u003c\/b\u003e Adjustable metal buckle for a custom fit. No cheap plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unstructured \"Dad Hat\" | Molds perfectly to your head shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pepper Cap","offers":[{"title":"Blu navy","offer_id":54106757661018,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":54106757693786,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/8376\/0474\/files\/absnot_black_front.webp?v=1777988357","url":"https:\/\/peppercap.it\/products\/absolutely-not-dad-hat","provider":"Pepper Cap","version":"1.0","type":"link"}