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Random Vintage Washed Dad Hat - Zero Choice
Sale price
€9,99
Regular price
€15,99
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Random Vintage Washed Dad Hat - Zero Choice
Sale price
€9,99
Regular price
€15,99
✔ 60-Day Returns - No questions asked
✔ 100% Washed Cotton | ✔ No Outer Logos
✔ Shipped from Italy | ✔ Tracked Shipping
Mood: You pay. We pick.
Decision fatigue is real. Take a break.
You are tired of making decisions. We need to clear some shelf space. Let's help each other out.
The "Zero Choice" is exactly what it sounds like: a premium Pepper Cap for the price of a sandwich, but you surrender total control.
The Value Equation:
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You Pay: €9.99
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You Get: A cap with a retail value between €15.99 and €24.99.
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The Math: You are basically buying money.
What could you get? These are not defects. They are "Secret Menu" items, studio samples, and quirky graphic designs (Dinos? Planes? Watermelons? Kittens?) or sold-out colorways.
It’s a lottery, but the quality is always premium cotton.
The 3 Rules of the Game:
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Absolute Mystery: You cannot choose the color. You cannot choose the design. Destiny (and our warehouse team) decides.
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The Promise: Buying more than one? We guarantee no duplicates. We aren't monsters.
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No Cherry Picking: Writing "I want the Dino" in the notes won't work. We will ignore it.
Why do it? Because deep down, you love the thrill.
Fit: Standard Adjustable Dad Hat (54-60cm).
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